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Jan 1, 2011
So, is Dogbert a person? Dilbert said he didn't know other people could impose resolutions on him. And, if Dogbert *is* a person, why is his name "Dogbert?"
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Jan 1, 2011
I have found that most science shows don't actually -s-a-y- ,I mean tell you, anything.
there are a few exceptions. I think one series is called the mechanical universe, but the name might be wrong.
gosh this sounds like an add.
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Jan 1, 2011
pmf70: Dilbert has never been married

I came to a very different conclusion: Dilbert IS married... to Dogbert.
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Jan 1, 2011
i know someone who sounds like an asthmatic cow, and this one lives beside the railway track making a sound like when how i would imagine living at one of those slums cluttered beside the railway track would sound like at least every hour when he's out.

maybe i should do a "resolution imposition" on this fellow too~ thanks for the fantastic new-year-resolution idea :D
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Jan 1, 2011
I see Dilbert woke up alone again; and not even a hangover - Just a lot of bewilderment. Happy New Year.
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