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Jan 1, 2011
In the last panel, I can tell Dilbert has never been married.
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Jan 1, 2011
Didn't know other people could impose resolutions on you?????????
With Obamacare, FCC and Unions they can.

Under Obamacare:
Thou shalt not smoke.
Thou shalt not drink,
Thou shalt not eat fatty foods.
Thou shalt not eat junk or fast foods.

Under FCC:
Thou shalt not view content contrary to liberal views.

Under Unions:
Thou shalt vote for who we tell you to vote for.
Thou shalt give a portion of your income to us, for it shall be protection money regardless of union representation or not.
Jan 1, 2011
I like this... Good idea...

New Year's Impositions... good ring to it!
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Jan 1, 2011
I just love the way Dogbert has stationed himself in the first panel.
Get the new Dilbert app!