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Oct 28, 2011
I lose all faith in humanity when I'm trying to decide where to eat by myself. I can only imagine how complicated it gets when you have multiple people who all want to eat something different.
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Jan 3, 2011
The genuinely difficult part is pretending that your co-workers aren't there when you're eating out with them....
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Jan 3, 2011
Dilbert's office should probably visit http://MajorityEats.com to vote on where to eat lunch! It has solved many a lunch time dispute at my office...
Jan 2, 2011
>>> What goes well with an unrealistic worldview?

Try the expired, stale, moldy, and rancid tuna salad sandwich. And make sure and compliment it with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Jan 2, 2011
Dilbert must like to suffer, everything he does just makes life harder for him.
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