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Jan 13, 2011
What "unnecessary steps" is Dilbert objecting to:
- A romantic dinner?
- Finding a bed?
- Removing shoes and/or clothing above the waist?

What "vague specifications" is Alice objecting to:
- Saying "You were the best!" with feeling? (what kind of "feeling"?)
- Having a big cup size (how "big"?)
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Jan 13, 2011
That is one Xtreme Programing right there..All they need some more Agile Programming now for two iterations. Then they can meet the "deliverable"
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Jan 13, 2011
@nexfraxinus: the consultant will probably be Dogbert. Then the entire process will be doomed and both Alice and Dilbert will be left doing what most engineers do to survive Pon Farr - play with their slide rules.
Jan 13, 2011
Oh come on guys!!! Just do it!!!
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Jan 13, 2011
Ohhh they are just such animals!!! And this in a family news paper!!!
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