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Jan 18, 2011
This is all well and good until the manager raises the quota after the salesperson has reached it. I've read enough stories of the bosses giving the salesforce a practically unreachable goal. Some hotshot actually achieves his goal, despite the low performance of the others. Instead of rewarding said salesperson, they raise his quota again such that he won't reach the quota and thus be eligible for a bonus.
Jan 18, 2011
*does the cha-ching dance*
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Jan 18, 2011
@Atlantisarch - wow, that must be a terrible burden to bear. Good luck, O Seeker of Truth! Godspeed! You just keep trudging on with your life's purpose.

Meanwhile the rest of us will keep on having a good time.

Jan 18, 2011
@ red33410 : ok, imba not lol indeed, as anticipated explaination.
(sorry but i'm engineer, and "seeker of truth" type. no point arguying this strip, it is pure waste of time. this strip is NOT funny, period.)
Jan 18, 2011
Odd, this is the closest Dogbert has gone to actually do some good.
Of course, it's still enterprise terrorism, but in the Office Space.
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