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Feb 25, 2011
I'm your average Middle age pudgy white guy and TSA loves to do the full pat down on me every time. Not that good looking, just not lucky. I have seen TSA go out of their way to prove its not profiling. Many times i have seen the 75 year old lady from Nebraska go through the TSA shuffle.

I have had them do things that I used to have to pay for. I think they could seriously make some money by doing some recruiting down at the GYM. As I think most of us would pay for the upgrade.

One thing to try is to intentionally leave something non-metallic in your pockets when you go through the scanner. Then when you get sent over for the "full body message" they have something to find. I found this out totally by accidentally when I left my wallet in my back pocket. They found it almost immediately during the pat down. They got all excited and sent me back over to go through the scanner again minus the wallet. By the time I went through the scanners again, they have already found another victim and let me go. Its worked multiple times for me.
 
 
Feb 5, 2011
Sorry for the respost but that censor filter I wasn't warned about ruined my post. So, to reiterate... I'm not as angry as I sound here, but I think I'm entitled to giving the expected disgruntled response. I signed up just to say this:

You'd think this is a f***ing joke, but no. Less than two weeks ago I had one of those TSA f***ers reach inside my pants as I was getting a pat-down. What's next? Reach inside my underwear and give me a rectal examination just in case I'm hiding something up my ass?
 
 
Feb 5, 2011
I'm not as angry as I sound here, but I think I'm entitled to giving the expected disgruntled response. I signed up just to say this:

You'd think this is a !$%*!$% joke, but no. Less than two weeks ago I had one of those TSA !$%*!$% reach inside my pants as I was getting a pat-down. What's next? Reach inside my underwear and give me a rectal examination just in case I'm hiding something up my ass?
 
 
Jan 31, 2011
Your under financial blackwatch. Make sure you dont become a foreign national.
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You just did, you say?
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Whaaaaat? You Consummated as Wellllllllllll????????????????!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Jan 31, 2011
Frame 1.

Looks like i just packed my bags. Ouch.
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No you cant be processed Just Like Luggage. You are obviously Too Much The Producer to think in those terms.

Frame 2. (back in time 2 frames)

Yes. I am a feminist, but I Want You To Move In With Me.

Frame 3. (between frame1 and frame2)

Yes, snug.
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I'm just going out. 'Dont forget me'...


Frame 4. Not supplied.

- I quit -
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What did you say?
 
 
 
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