Strips

If you look carefully, it looks like the officer doing the pat down; his glasses are fogged up.

The last time I was going through security at an airport, a female passenger in front of me was getting patted down, and I thought (for some reason), "I wouldn't mind if they did that to me." Then I noticed that male passengers were patted down by a male security agent...

There would probably be fewer complaints about the pat-down procedure if they had only attractive women doing it, or at least gave you that choice. I know, I know, that's a terrible thing to say and I'm so embarrassed.

More true than you might think.