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Feb 2, 2011
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Feb 2, 2011
The mashup for this strip should make the second cell mashable, not the last cell.
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Feb 2, 2011
Reminds me of this conversation.

Me: So what is the company bonus scheme?
Boss: If all our completed projects this year are under their budget, a bonus is paid out
Me: Who gets this bonus?
Boss: Management.
Me: And what is my incentive?
Boss: The pleasure in knowing you have done your job correctly.

Well, that's me suitably motivated.
Feb 2, 2011
When I was a newbie at the IT game, my manager bullied me and a couple of others into working over a weekend once. It was at the end of winter, and this was the first gorgeous sunny weekend in months. On the following Monday he came in boasting about what a wonderful weekend he had, and then gave us a 45 minute speech on how a negative attitude is unhealthy and unproductive.
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Feb 2, 2011
The cluelessness of the PHB can be absolutely breathtaking...
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