My I suggest three books for Dilbert - "48 days to the career you love" (or something like that), "What Color is Your Parachute" and "Dig Your Well Before You're Thirsty". I found myself searching for a new job. Using the tips and suggestions in these books, I had an established network of professional and personal acquantances and through that network I had three job offers -- all at substantially higher salaries and better working conditions - that what I had left. The first offer was less than one month after I left my prior job.
Bottom-line, PHB should be a little more careful about "assuming" as you know what happens when you "ass/u/me."
To add insult to injury, Catbert will tell Dilbert in a future strip that his job has been outsourced to engineers in Elbonia, who work for tube socks.