OMG - days later I'm STILL laughing at this strip as I'm texting my daughter...and correcting the wonderfully stupid auto-word-select...I'd mash up my own punchline to this one, but it just keeps happening! Can't settle on just one dumb text-o-babble!
You go Scott!
Reminds me of bad translations of products in the past:
first two are apocryphal:
1) Coca Cola's attempt at something like "put excitement in your mouth" came out as "Bite The Wax Tadpole" or "Stuff a Horse With Wax!"
2) Pepsi also had a bad translation -- "Pepsi comes alive!" became "Pepsi Brings Back Your Ancestors From the Dead!"
This one really happened:
3) KFC slogan "Finger Lickin' Good!" became "Eat Your Fingers Off!"