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+41
Mar 9, 2011
LordHavoc01 wrote: "The Japanese have got the right idea and it's engineer friendly:- If you get the project done on time - you get paid the agreed amount
- If you get the project before it's due - you get a bonus
dunno what happens if you get it late though"
The boss pushes a very sharp knife across his desk to where you are sitting.
+4
Mar 9, 2011
Plus one for 'ChockFullOfNuts' - The Japanese have got the right idea and it's engineer friendly:- If you get the project done on time - you get paid the agreed amount
- If you get the project before it's due - you get a bonus
dunno what happens if you get it late though
+50
Mar 9, 2011
that was incredibly irresponsible of Dilbert! putting the PHB in the position of having to choose between awarding a raise or having to admit he's wrong? I mean, a paradox like that can tear apart the very fabric of spacetime!
+30
Mar 9, 2011
Well played, Dilbert! Best not show too much of that kind of savvy - you'll get promoted. To management.
+46
Mar 9, 2011
@Chock, If you did, but did lots and lots of overtime in the process...That is seen as not working efficiently. Poor time management.
No bonus for you. BTW where I work, unless you are in upper management, "bonus" is actually two words...
