Loved the little safety glasses on the table. Great touch. You can use liquid supercooled hydrogen to fuse almost any two things together, including your fingers. That'll larn 'ya, betcha....
The funniest part here is that it is very close to something that actually happened, and even after the scientists involved were proven to be frauds, Toyota funded them for millions...
if I may suggest an improvement to dogbert's device, what he needs to do is connect the other end of the power cord to a fully charged car battery, he then needs to put a voltmeter on the wire between them. when he presents it to the world claim that the cold fusion device is charging the car battery and show the reading on the voltmeter as evidence.