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April 2, 2011

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leeflow1

-2

Apr 2, 2011

I like it when Dilbert says what the rest of us are wishing we could, on a subtle level could he be channeling Sheen?

zerotenone

Apr 2, 2011

Is that Pat? I can't tell if the client is a man or woman.

Yoric

+46

Apr 2, 2011

True story.

Client: Can you run me a report of what the information will look like on the 1st of next month?
Programmer: I'll run it on the 2nd and you'll have it later that day.
Client: But I need it now.
Programmer: But I can't provide something that isn't yet in the database.
Client: Well, can you guess?

nelkins

+13

Apr 2, 2011

Uh...is that Wally at work inside Dilbert?

KauaiMark

+10

Apr 2, 2011

Dilbert with an intelligent, truthful opinion is begging to be placed on the next RIF list.

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