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Apr 2, 2011
I like it when Dilbert says what the rest of us are wishing we could, on a subtle level could he be channeling Sheen?
 
 
Apr 2, 2011
Is that Pat? I can't tell if the client is a man or woman.
 
 
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Apr 2, 2011
True story.

Client: Can you run me a report of what the information will look like on the 1st of next month?
Programmer: I'll run it on the 2nd and you'll have it later that day.
Client: But I need it now.
Programmer: But I can't provide something that isn't yet in the database.
Client: Well, can you guess?
 
 
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Apr 2, 2011
Uh...is that Wally at work inside Dilbert?
 
 
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Apr 2, 2011
Dilbert with an intelligent, truthful opinion is begging to be placed on the next RIF list.
 
 
 
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