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Jul 25, 2011
aww... Gore without blood. Scott has done it again.
May 8, 2011
It was all Stan's fault. He should have paid more attention when the CEO of phone making company said - "You cannot hold your phone like that. You need to hold it this way."
Wait the CEO has cancer too...!
Apr 25, 2011
Cell phones emit non-ionizing radiation, at approximately the same frequency as any microwave oven. So, while it isn't like getting zapped by a cosmic ray, it is also not safe, since your body will absorb the energy quite efficiently. And then there's the inverse-square law, which says if you are half the distance from the antenna, the radiation will be 4 times greater. Cell phones are made to be touching the side of your head. That's in the near-field of the antenna!
Apr 25, 2011
For all those objecting the differences over kinds of radiation: remember this is a company that handle radiactive waste as paperweight souvenirs, they are perfectly capable and willing to do radiactive handsets.
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Apr 20, 2011
Hellava volume control on that handset there, Stan....
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