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May 5, 2011
We had this. Work had to be contained within a taped-off area on the desk. The tape was to be green, 1" wide, and the dimensions of the area were not to exceed regulation. I'm not kidding. The newest one they rolled out was "Only one project allowed out on the desk at one time." Sure enough, the monthly audit rolled by and I was cited for "clutter", complete with a violation notice that I had to sign acknowledging that I was in violation. "Why is my current work deemed clutter?" "Should not have been there" was the answer I got. Asinine. Just asinine.
 
 
May 5, 2011
I feel the sudden urge to use this exact line on my own boss. Alas, I do not have a boss.
 
 
May 5, 2011
What's this indolency?! Thrash talking the managment instead of earning your keep. Get back to work you lazy critters!
 
 
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May 5, 2011
My boss came into my cubicle and said with a straight face: "Your calendar isn't in the right place."
 
 
May 5, 2011
Mi sarcasm detector has just exploded
 
 
 
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