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May 11, 2011

No his bed isn't short. What you are mistaking for his feet are actually the midget thugs that he hired, to beat dogbert up, hiding under the covers!
May 10, 2011
He should add reincarnation to the list so that he can keep doing it
May 10, 2011
@ IPG The only thing worse than political comments is people complaining about political comments.
May 9, 2011
Bah, talking animals and healthcare for the riffraff. Get your lazy behind back to work, I want that report on my desk 5 am sharp!
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May 9, 2011
Dilbert should put the dog out of the house before going to bed, just like we did in our family...
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