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Jul 26, 2012
Wally wouldn't want to be late. First, just being in a meeting counts as 'work' without actually requiring any effort.
Perhaps more importantly, the best donuts are gone when you're late.
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May 23, 2011
I am sure Alice can make his lateness work for anyone. If he pushes her one step further everybody will refer to him as the late Ted.
May 23, 2011

What, never seen a woman before.
May 23, 2011
Hey, Alice has breasts!
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May 23, 2011
Oh, I think maybe I get it. The "Lateness ... doesn't work for everyone" comment is, I think, like saying "sideburns look good on you - they don't work for everyone," or "skinny jeans look terrible on you, but don't feel bad - they don't work for everyone." Sort of a backhanded compliment, or a bit of cold comfort on top of an insult.

So, do people think that explains the punchline?

Anyone? ... "Hands?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9OhykhqC2Q&feature=related
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