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May 27, 2011
Next time Dilbert should reply, "It's on, I just put it in stealth mode." Security guys love little pranks like that.
 
 
May 27, 2011
Scott Adams is on a roll! Three or four hilarious comics in a row!
 
 
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May 27, 2011
AT&T used to give out Crackberries to their most valuable employees. My dad called them "leashes." They even work at home!
 
 
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May 27, 2011
And while you're at it, Dilbert, send a text to the HR department from the PHB that you are to have a substantial raise in pay starting last month....
 
 
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May 27, 2011
I don't have a smartphone. I'm to cheap to buy one.

I had a Blackberry for a while. Well, it was actually a cheap knock-off called a Dingleberry. That thing was useless, it turned out to be a real piece of crap.
 
 
 
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