I'm always amazed at Mr. Adams's ability to mine fresh nuggets from the amazingly obviously yet somehow overlooked aspects of the working masses. There are no free benefits, people!
Finally someone realized and put into a cartoon what I've known for ages. mobiles are a tracking device. Just like the ones one puts on a herd of animals. That's why I never got one. Taking one from your workplace is either the result of having no choice, or one of incredible stupidity.