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May 30, 2011
@x_Tech: This makes Dogbert the winning bidder & Ratbert with Bob as the subcontractor.
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May 28, 2011
Conehead is now demonstrating the latest in self actuating not so golden parachutes. Did the hacker set it off?
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May 28, 2011
Designed by committee and build by the lowest bidder.
May 28, 2011
I don't think Wally designed it, it's not his style (to finish a project). Neither did Dogbert, who'd probably assign someone else to build the faulty escape pod.

Best suspect is Asok, who has the ability (240 IQ), motive (still an #u@!< intern), and a history of demented wicked ideas (see: Book of PHB quotes).
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May 28, 2011
Third question: Why is the money bag inside out?
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