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Jun 10, 2011
Well, in my shop when the customer comes around and tells you that "You're doing a great job." that seems to be code for the person the next cubicle over will be laid off and you are the stuckee! I started in a department of 12, 5 years ago. We are now a department of 3; me, my boss, and my bosses boss.
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Jun 10, 2011
When they tell you you're doing a great job, it probably means you're not getting a raise.
Jun 10, 2011
Since when has PHB been so self aware?
Jun 10, 2011
Wonder why PHB feels the need to walk upto Catbert everytime his evil plans fail?

Is it because all evil is basically perpetuated by HR?
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Jun 10, 2011
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