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Jun 13, 2011
WHOAH is that dog wearing a GLASSES?
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Jun 13, 2011

I'm sorry, but Dilbert is an engineer. He wouldn't use a 2x4, he'd build himself an Automatic Flyswatter that has a thermal tracking system which allows it to hunt down bugs by itself. I think he'd also never get over the fact that a 2x4 is really 1.75x3.75 (if it is still that size, it may have gotten smaller).
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Jun 13, 2011
That feeling goes away when you die.
Unless there's an afterlife where you can take it all with you.
Jun 13, 2011
At least they both recognize the concept of "fulfillment". The PHB would probably have to ask HR what the word means.
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Jun 13, 2011
Is the evolutionary path like this:

Asok ---> Dilbert ---> Wally

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