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Jun 18, 2011
Wally is not indispensable, he's simply incomprehensible = The Zen of Wally, the one who is there and not there at the same time....the best I can do at meetings is go glassy-eyed and try to keep from banging my head on the table from falling asleep.....
Jun 18, 2011
Being useless is a precondition for becoming a manager.
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Jun 18, 2011
Manager: You should get a cell phone.
Me: Why?
Manager: Because you are indispensible. We might need to call you after work or on the weekends.
Me: Then why don't you issue me one?
Manager: You're not THAT indispensible.
Jun 18, 2011
Make yourself indispensable. Refuse to climb into the vending machine.
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Jun 18, 2011
Being Indispensable means never being promoted.
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