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Jul 6, 2011
Once, I asked the Director Finance to give me the cost of land at our Plant A. He asked me 20 questions and made 20 modifications to my model but did not give me the land cost. Then I said "If you don't have the cost figures, can you tell me who would?"

Well, he was pissed but I received my cost figures immediately.
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Jul 6, 2011
Dilbert's getting too good at manipulating people. does that spell an incoming disaster?
Jul 6, 2011
I don't know how you could dare draw a link between this muppet and Wally, even a subtle one.
You need to find a quiet place and think about what you've done.
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Jul 6, 2011
Dilbert's on the roll! Today he would whoop anyone- even Wally!
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