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Jul 19, 2011
If alive, René Descartes will be saying:

I twitter therefore I am.
Jul 19, 2011
Whenever I would stand in front of the TV, my brothers would say "You make a better door than you do a window."
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Jul 19, 2011
Twittering is for the birds. I prefer to use the phone, so I can hear the inflection in people's voices and get an idea of where their heads are really at. Like when Tony Soprano calls me, already. Dogbert's comment, if he were my dog, would have him flying out the door into the back yard immediamento....
Jul 19, 2011
Fear not, Dilbert. Millions of your fans know you exist, even if we don't follow you on Twitter.
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Jul 19, 2011
sounds great to me - World - Leave Me Alone
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