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Jul 21, 2011
Probably too late, but, someone once called me and asked, "My computer screen is all 'squiggly', can you fix it?"... I went down to see what the problem was and removed the magnet she had placed on top of the monitor. "You are such a genius," she said.
 
 
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Jul 21, 2011
At a meeting in which all present only speak English, offer your questions or answers in High German and enjoy the deer in the headlights look from everybody. Don't grin until you leave the room though.....
 
 
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Jul 21, 2011
It was creepy when it seemed that Scott overheard my conversations, now he seems to eavesdrop on my internal monologues as well.
 
 
Jul 21, 2011
@nelkins: Is it still a felony if nobody sees you?
 
 
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Jul 21, 2011
@sweetnsilly
Your first two options are not felonies. The third is.
 
 
 
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