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Aug 12, 2011
This is pretty much how politics works. The special interest pays the politician; the politician then makes rules/regulations or exempts them from rules/regulations to benefit that special interest.
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Aug 12, 2011
Generally it is wise not to attempt the polishing of a turd - I would suggest rolling it in glitter.
Aug 12, 2011
You can polish a turd, as demonstrated in Family Guy...

Aug 12, 2011
..and who goes to the jail?
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Aug 12, 2011
Did the censor get at this and turn 'poop' into 'make'?
Also @vote1ratbert - you can polish a turd, haven't you seen that episode of mythbusters.
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