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Aug 16, 2011
@ smiling tom
> I don't really care what people say about me when I'm not around...

I'm afraid i do; depends who said what...
Aug 15, 2011
Wear noisier shoes so we can talk about those at your back as well.
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Aug 15, 2011
...or if you ever worked for Advanced Energy off Sharp Pointe drive in Fort Collins., Colo. -- just let your body odor proceed you :)

.....and by the way - tell Cindy, the executive secretary, that we didnt appreciate her leaving the address for bosses 'mom's - new home in the fax machine. - i mean - how many mothers can one guy have?
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Aug 15, 2011
Why not say, " I take the Fifth Amendment"? The perfect response if you're working in a law firm.....the Zen of Wally means that talking is work, and you know how he is about that...
Aug 15, 2011
That second panel needs to be posted Everywhere. It's all I can think about when someone volunteers info about a mutual friend.

I'm glad I make friends easily, 'cuz I don't keep this kind very long.
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