Strips

Lesson Number One: Never eat fermented fruit before commenting on the big guy's fermented fruit thing.

We used to have a manager who did this, and his blood pressure would turn his face beet red when opinions didn't go his way. He would then take the afternoon of and sulk for a week after returning the next morning, then slowly implement the changes without letting anyone know.

Come on, this one's worth 4.5 stars, people.