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Sep 5, 2011
What he should have said is: "Research tells me you will find fault with whatever answer I give you, therefore it is better for me not to respond".
 
 
-2 Rank Up Rank Down
Sep 5, 2011
He will never succeed at a Government job being so creative.
 
 
+43 Rank Up Rank Down
Sep 5, 2011
Research tells us that lazy people find simpler solutions to complex problems. So always tell the interviewer you're lazy.
 
 
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Sep 5, 2011
A creative person should have said - I'm creative enough to take unethical shortcuts to eliminate any redundant time lags which would cause my career path to skewer off to mars :)
 
 
+31 Rank Up Rank Down
Sep 5, 2011
"I DON'T KNOW THE RIGHT ANSWER!"

"Hmmm. Trainable, then . . . ."
 
 
 
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