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Sep 11, 2011
McFortner- you kidding? He's even died once! And he still came back!
Sep 11, 2011
Ted's mom must be a yo-yo considering how often he is fired, only to be back just a little bit later.
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Sep 11, 2011
Ted is probably happy because getting fired released him from contract obligations not to compete and not use past ideas.
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Sep 11, 2011
If Dilbert cannot do anything better than sitting in a cubicle now, how getting fired will change the situation? 99% chance he will get right into another cubicle. Otherwise, he would have been out of this one by now.
Sep 11, 2011
Eh! I pulled this one a few years back! One of the "Dilbert" was sooo pissed off not being "chosen" to be let go! Ah, good times for most...
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