Sort By:
Sep 26, 2011
The topic is always about wgies but it is still funny
+13 Rank Up Rank Down
Sep 22, 2011
My favourite is: "What is the capital of Mongolia?"
Sep 22, 2011
My son and I were talking about ghosts on Monday. He asked do ghosts watch us when we are naked. I said no. He said, what about the bad ghosts that like to look at people's naughty bits... We have been discussing keeping our important bits safe- hes 7... I said no, then thought, and then added they better not be or I'm kicking asses when I die... He giggled and went to bed. I then shook my fist at invible, probably not real, ghostly perves... Now I feel exposed in the locked bathroom... Way to go evil seven year old, way to go!
+14 Rank Up Rank Down
Sep 22, 2011
Ghosts don't wear Prada, they wear Nada, made in the alternative universe. Dilbert should know that if Alice gives you the wedgie, it's permanent for sure.....
+20 Rank Up Rank Down
Sep 22, 2011
@ Smiling Tom

Nope - the earth doesn't get heavier. It was already supporting the atmosphere that was supporting the aircraft. The load just transfers from the atmosphere to the ocean, which it was also supporting

You shouldn't ask questions like that to a bunch of engineer nerds like us ...
Get the new Dilbert app!