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Dilbert, there's no place for honesty in the world of human courtship. Especially for introverted rational thinkers such as yourself. You'll never get any until you realize that sad, sad fact.
The other option is to constantly make sarcastic wisecracks, but in such a way that the woman doesn't understand your sarcasm. That way, you're not technically lying and you can satisfy your conscience if you're bothered by such things.
This reminds me of the logic puzzle where you have a piece of paper with the following sentence on each side: "The statement on the other side is a lie". In terms of pure logic, one of the sides contains a statement that is true.....
He's getting incrementally smarter when it comes to women. Playing any variant of the "truth or dare" game with a woman can never come to a good conclusion. He's pre-emptively telegraphing his apprehension. "I know this will not end well."
Self-fulfilling prophecy. Engineer, know thyself. Evidently, he does...
