Sort By:
Oct 17, 2011
- well at least Asok should put in fofr a new tie on expenses ..............
+92 Rank Up Rank Down
Oct 15, 2011
Is interesting how violence against males is not only tolerated but thought as being funny.

If Asok where the one strangling Alice, I'm sure you would have a lot of complains. Heck, if Asok fought back, he would probably get fired and accused of violence.
+4 Rank Up Rank Down
Oct 15, 2011
Alice has now added a new wrinkle to her repetoire = strangling. Her co-workers should start asking her to go to meetings, and then not show up themselves.
-11 Rank Up Rank Down
Oct 15, 2011
Keep a stoney face in public, go cry ones little eyes out in private.

@delwood - True enough, the source of so much tension on Planet Dilbert *paticularly the male characters* obviously stems from utter lack of romantic success. There is a perfect connection between being an engineering type, and being s e x u a l l y unsuccessful.

Alice could clean up as a natural dominatrix.
-12 Rank Up Rank Down
Oct 15, 2011
What's the matter with Alice's left eye? And why is ASOK's shirt tail hanging out?
Get the new Dilbert app!