Strips

My son is a food werewolf, always has been, ten minutes go past his usual feeding time and he turns into a snarling beast... Ever since birth he's been this way...

That explains why 867-5309 is the number of the local Subway.

In light of how dangerous it's becoming in Dilbert's office, perhaps he should apply to go to work in the company's division in Elbonia. The women are no threat to Wally, they don't even know he exists, and for that matter, neither do most of the other employees as well. Zen and coffee, the only way to go...Wally uber alles....