Just wait until the mark of the beast mentioned in Revelation shows up. No faking that, unless you're Wally, and no one knows who he is, or even if he is on occasion....the Zen of Wally...
I never realized until today that people actually submit comments about Scott's comic strip. That's a disturbing thought. People, comic strips are a brief chuckle at life's foibles. Save yourself some keystrokes, get out and pat a dog or smell some flowers. Puhleeze.