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Nov 6, 2011
I think you need a therapist sweet :( You are so unsecure...never mind I can understand you.

Well, as you said you can seach for things about me by different ways: facebook, google, CNPq lattes, orkut I do not have anymore, ahhhh go to post-graduation pages, there you will find my bacharel research, dissertation and thesis. Even though, these kind of jobs are so useful, I suggest you a phone call on skype. What do you think? You can download a program which detects the voice changes (pure phisics application). Lie detection can predict whether someone is lying with 85-90% (baseline lie/truth levels).

I also have a lot of friends here in Brazil and UK. You can contact them :) I lived with 8 flat matters in UK to be a reference. Feel free to ask them informations about me. [go to facebook now: Clara, Arsaraf, Petia, Yurie, Arks, Eleonora, Petros and Henri (ahhh he is from France, it will be easy to set up a meeting)

Tanning bed??? Please, do not dissapoint me. Pleople should apologise when they make mistakes.

My last suggestion.....just listen your heart! Anything you said here will be relevant to me.
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Nov 6, 2011
PHB "seeming a lot more intelligent than he really is" isn't an interview technique - it's a management prerequisite.
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Nov 6, 2011
There is no way PHB could do that kind of research himself. He obviously had someone else do it for him. He shows good interviewing technique, though, in seeming a lot more intelligent than he really is.
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Nov 6, 2011
Maybe that's why young people today have so many problems getting a job.
+59 Rank Up Rank Down
Nov 6, 2011
What truly scares me about this strip is how much its true.
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