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Nov 7, 2011
The PHB is working on getting to his highest level of incompetence possible without anyone realizing it. This is a distorted version of the Zen of Wally......
 
 
Nov 7, 2011
For several years at my present job I was paid bupkis, with 3% cost-of-living bupkis increases every year. Then one day, my boss calls me in and tells me to 1) initial a paper saying I was getting a fat raise and, 2) shut up about it. Never one to be proud, I did as I was told.

I felt fairly chuffed about it for some time until, about a year later, the word went around that the owner of the company was announcing his retirement and that he was selling the company for a buy-out the size of the Gross Domestic Product of Monaco. Suddenly, the picture became clear: the clever s.o.b. had given everyone a raise to, as the song goes, "fatten the frog for the snake."
 
 
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Nov 7, 2011
For goodness sake, it was the James Bond film with Roger Moore and Maude Adams set in India.
 
 
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Nov 7, 2011
I was watching !$%*!$%*! this weekend and when I saw Midge, I immediately thought of Alice.
 
 
Nov 7, 2011
They usually battle in the golf course; the raise is a dare bet.
 
 
 
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