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Nov 9, 2011
Alice will calm down when she remembers that a promotion at their company means you just have new task/responsibilities in addition to your current ones.
 
 
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Nov 9, 2011
Alice: "Hey, Ted, you got a promotion!" Ted: "No kidding, I did? How did that happen?" Now the look on Alice's face fits the dialogue.
 
 
Nov 9, 2011
@bio,

Dilbert is not a real person.
The comics are not messages to you.
There is no "sweet doctor."
Dilbert is not investigating you.

Scott is not the one answering your posts here.
The answers you get here are just from many other normal people that read the comic, and then they come here to talk about the comic.

"Scott" probably doesn't even read any of these messages. He has his own busy life and probably another day job.
 
 
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Nov 9, 2011
YOU NEED A THERAPIST SCOTT!!!!!
 
 
-32 Rank Up Rank Down
Nov 9, 2011
IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER ME.....FORGET ME !!!!!
 
 
 
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