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Nov 18, 2011
Okay, that's several golf stories in a row. I am now obliged to remind people of the Monty Python skit where a show contestant was introduced as having the hobbies of "Golf, strangling chickens and masturbation". He was immediately disqualified - "Golf isn't very popular around these parts".

(and yes, they said chooks not chickens, but I translate, therefore I am).
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Nov 18, 2011
@dilbertlicious: Well...I was the boss.
Nov 18, 2011

Erm, people don't usually use straws to drink from a can ;). I don't think it'd be a fear of golf anyway, more a fear of golfing stories...
Nov 18, 2011
Funniest strip in many moons! I had to register just to say that.

If you don't get this joke, you obviously don't bowl. (Big Lebowski reference).
Nov 18, 2011
Until I started working for my current employer, I did not think it was possible to feel physically ill from just hearing the voice of PHB over the cube walls...
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