Okay, that's several golf stories in a row. I am now obliged to remind people of the Monty Python skit where a show contestant was introduced as having the hobbies of "Golf, strangling chickens and masturbation". He was immediately disqualified - "Golf isn't very popular around these parts".
(and yes, they said chooks not chickens, but I translate, therefore I am).
Until I started working for my current employer, I did not think it was possible to feel physically ill from just hearing the voice of PHB over the cube walls...