I once had a job as a clerk, the job was so boring and unintelligent it was like being in a dark tunnel without light in sight. There was never a praise for a document well filed, a thank you for a record well kept, worklife was sad.
But one day, a man descended from the heavens who recognised my true talent: Golf. He had the power to magically wish me days of competitive golf, meeting with interesting people and I felt like I was born again! His powers are so wonderful that Golf could become my job. I had the life, the dream, the glamour, the trophies.
Unfortunately, there are devils at work who took it all away, slammed me into the ground and once again banished me to a life of gruelling work. I often ask: Why me?
Oh, man from the heavens, when will you return? Release me from the devil's gripping tentacles! Let me do what I am good at and what I enjoy!