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Nov 18, 2011
I once had a job as a clerk, the job was so boring and unintelligent it was like being in a dark tunnel without light in sight. There was never a praise for a document well filed, a thank you for a record well kept, worklife was sad.

But one day, a man descended from the heavens who recognised my true talent: Golf. He had the power to magically wish me days of competitive golf, meeting with interesting people and I felt like I was born again! His powers are so wonderful that Golf could become my job. I had the life, the dream, the glamour, the trophies.

Unfortunately, there are devils at work who took it all away, slammed me into the ground and once again banished me to a life of gruelling work. I often ask: Why me?

Oh, man from the heavens, when will you return? Release me from the devil's gripping tentacles! Let me do what I am good at and what I enjoy!
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Nov 18, 2011
Is Asok equally scared of the Birdies?
Nov 18, 2011
This contradicts the old golf adage - "bogey players are also humans"
Nov 18, 2011
included in Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogeyman. The devil is not someone smart that happens to be evil, it is someone incompetent with too much power.
Nov 18, 2011
It wasn't bad parenting after all, Asok's mother was right..
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