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Dec 7, 2011
@ halmyre: nice try, but your rude words seem to be British ones, which the censor hasn't learned yet.

The problem with c i r c u m s t a n c e s is letters 4, 5 & 6, which are only sexual (s e x ual?) in the US if they have spaces fore and aft. A brighter filter would check for these.
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Dec 7, 2011
re: "Oh dear! I am about to lose two hours of my life to my boring controller. any tips guys?"

Learn to meditate with your eyes open. I did it once with my eyes closed, and they nailed me afterward for falling asleep - until I repeated the talk back to them. Then I tiptoed out, 'cause I didn't want to wake them.
Dec 7, 2011
Welcome to the club lady. No more pain hereon.
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Dec 7, 2011
At least the guy asleep in the second frame got something useful out of the hour. Perhaps, in future, those giving useless presentations should concentrate on lulling the audience asleep as soon as possible.
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Dec 7, 2011
How come (oo-er!) c i r c u m s t a n c e s gets censored but bugger (in a comment from yesterday) doesn't? Think I'll try an experiment - bum poo willies.
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