You being a college student makes sense. You clearly have no real world experience, and are still way too idealistic or just plain stupid. I hope you're just idealistic, then you'll realize how dumb your comment was after working a "real job" in the "real world" for a while. If it's just plain stupidity, that might be harder to fix.
If I were the comptroller of this company, a minor adjustment in the CEO's bonus in my favor, aka embezzlement, might be the order of the day. Carol should contract with Alice for a "fist of death" with respect to the PHB.....