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Dec 24, 2011
That sales meeting would be an excellent time for Dilbert to renegotiate his salary.
 
 
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Dec 24, 2011
well, dilbert is a lying bag of meat, but PHB is a lying sag of sh_t.
 
 
Dec 24, 2011
Some time back I was dragged to an in-progress meeting with a customer. I naturally assumed that I was supposed to lie, or at least give the truth some necessary spin. Unfortunately (for our marketing guy) I was dragged into the meeting cold. The customer loved me and the marketing guy learned a valuable lesson - techs should not be allowed into customer meetings without a rehearsal.
 
 
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Dec 24, 2011
IBM GDF?
 
 
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Dec 24, 2011
Dilbert is my boss :)
 
 
 
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