@MarillionFan: Point taken! - I was only being facetious...I thought it was better to use a less graphic approach in the delivery of my silly humour... ... and that is, all it is, silly humour without intent to be hurtful! ;P
....you had me on the second frame......from there on in I've developed breathing problems due to the fact that I can not stop laughing....ooops!?....I think I may need to purchase "Depends" adult-diapers now!