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Jan 1, 2012
Happy new year Dilbert. Don't take Life too serious this year or Stress will kill you
Jan 1, 2012
And the best news: "As a manager trainee, you get to take a cut in pay!".
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Jan 1, 2012
Shouldn't the boss have said "Yessss....I can feeeel your anger!"
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Jan 1, 2012
Make friends or find romance? This won't be a problem for Dilbert.
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Jan 1, 2012
Congratulations, Prisoner 2376123, you have been promoted to Yard Trustee!

Here is your club to beat the others, and be sure to rat out them out to the Warden.

For this graet success, here is your extra glop of gruel.

Keep up the good work and years from now you can keep the same job but we will add *Architect* to your title. Well done!
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