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Jan 9, 2012
If a trained falcon holds toilet paper for a CEO, falcon's assistant (Dilbert) will be wiping CEO's as s.
 
 
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Jan 9, 2012
I believe the falcon is an example of "featherbedding" - clearly, this is a union company.....
 
 
Jan 9, 2012
Ripped off from a circulated "things that my boss/company list". Hack
 
 
Jan 9, 2012
It's funnier if you stop to think what a falcon's assistant would actually do. Hint: Birds cannot be house trained. And falcons are large birds that eat a lot...
 
 
Jan 9, 2012
@ihateregistering,

"... old geezer that takes most of year off due to excessively generous vacation time."

Which is how he f**ks your Fortune 500 Company. Don't you know your own Wally?
 
 
 
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