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Nov 24, 2012
I'm with RxF in this one, how is possible that Yoric has a perfect personal experience example to almost each Dilbert strip? It should really s*%$ to work where you are. Why haven't you quit? My only guess is that you are the PHB now, you are just remembering the good old times.
Jan 9, 2012
If a trained falcon holds toilet paper for a CEO, falcon's assistant (Dilbert) will be wiping CEO's as s.
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Jan 9, 2012
I believe the falcon is an example of "featherbedding" - clearly, this is a union company.....
Jan 9, 2012
Ripped off from a circulated "things that my boss/company list". Hack
Jan 9, 2012

"... old geezer that takes most of year off due to excessively generous vacation time."

Which is how he f**ks your Fortune 500 Company. Don't you know your own Wally?
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