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Jan 8, 2012
Years ago I worked for a large pharma company and lived in a cubicle. Upon a (mostly meaningless) promotion I was authorized a larger cubicle. But the only available ones were with window access, for which I was not authorized. So, the corp blocked the window with plywood ...
And my last boss there was pointy-haired, too. Still is, but the hair is white.
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Jan 8, 2012
Project Leader, More responsibility, more stress, SAME PAY RATE.
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Jan 8, 2012
Project Leader = Target. Don't do it Dil!
Jan 8, 2012
I would have said the following in Dilbert's shoes.

well if you don't have a cubical that is three inches bigger, perhaps you might have a spare office you can use until you get one made? But we both know you'll never get around to making the larger cubical... so can I instead just have the office? it's less work for both of us, especially you.
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Jan 8, 2012
@Pclip: Naw...Tried that once and got whiplash from the rebound effect.
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